You + _______= Cute Couple
Tell me who you ship me with
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
Dear Future Kids of Mine, Sorry for all the cuddles and kisses and baby talk but OH MY GOODNESS I ALREADY LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Wait for it…
And there it is!
How very dare you
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO WHY. I MANAGED TO READ A POST ABOUT HANNAH AND KIDS WITHOUT THINKING OF THE THING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart